The Empire of Has Bokistan is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 748 million Has Bokistanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hacının Şalgamı. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Has Bokistanian economy, worth 62.0 trillion Boks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 82,927 Boks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Has Bokistan's national animal is the Yakışıklı Bok Ejderi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Has Bokistan is ranked 217,167^th in the world and 2^nd in Celestria for Largest Populations, with 748 million capita.